Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Top 10 Mommy Contradictions

Have you ever asked or told your kids to do something only to change your mind and tell them something completely different? Is it any wonder they get confused and drive you nuts?  Happens to me all the time. Here are my Top 10:

1. Share your toys. 
Don't share your toys with her! She just sneezed into her hands!

2. Be nice to everyone.
Stand up for yourself!

3. Sure, you can listen to your CD.
It's too loud! Turn it down!

4. Go play!
Don't make a mess! 

5. Go outside!
Stay away from the street!

6. Be nice to the cat!
Put the cat down!

7. Time for bed!
Get out of bed and brush your teeth!

8. Get ready for your bath.
Don't run through the house naked!  

9. Please feed the dog.
Don't give him that!

10. Get dressed!
You can't wear that

1 comment:

  1. Yep, I am guilty of a lot of these. Great minds think alike:)