(She will always be my baby!)
My kiddo will be a teenager one day, and teenagers are apparently sneaky and devious, so I'm getting prepared for such behavior now. I'm gonna be the Bad Ass Mom From Hell. I will know where she is at all times (even if I have to micro chip her) and I will have no qualms about tracking her down and spying on her. If her behavior is inappropriate, I will embarrass her and shame her in front of her friends, and if anyone harms her, they will have to answer to me. (My lawyer is Bad Ass, too.) Read why here (especially the part about the "classic teenage ploy").